OF THE YEAR FOR
MARTIN UNDERHANDED BLUNDERHILL
We see Underhanded Underhill, or Blunderhill as the Dorset Echo call him, after he left the window of a car belonging to Dorset Police open, causing a Sat Nav to be stolen due to his negligence.
He is mouthing in the press about supporting victims, whilst at the same time allowing senior officers in Dorset Police Force to cover up, or ignore criminal misconduct allegations, that have wrecked the lives for a number of victims, that would lead to disciplinary or criminal charges. We do not know the extent of Underhanded Underhill's sympathys with officers who have misconduct allegations levelled against them, or the officers who are his fellow masonic brethren. What we do know is that when underhanded underhill was serving with Sussex Constabulary he was suspended from duty over misconduct allegations of having sex with a colleague whilst on duty. Immediately after this he retired from Sussex Constabulary, had a divorce with his wife, and came down to Dorset, here he now fits in with the new regime in The Dorset Police Force.